The MVP (most valuable player)
Head Unicorn Wrangler
Mamma Bear
Oracle of Inspiration
Smooth Operator
Cool Hand Luke
Dispeller of Myths and Bad Ideas
Goldfish Herder
Human Crane
Continental MacGyver
Executor of Awe-Inspiring Feats
Master Universe Builder
The Social Butterfly
VP of Style
Instagrammer in Residence
Fun Club President
Wonder Delivery Agent
Captain of Cool
Chief Visionary
Gandalf
Wizard of Slime
Ringleader of Creative Operations
Janet
The Number Cruncher
Bread and Butter Balancer
International Man of Mystery
The Voice of Reason
The Money Guy
Evangelist of Scope
The Flexitarian
Primary Amazement Officer
Timeline Overlord
Chief Everything Officer
Ambassador of Buzz
Internetologist
Hygiene Control Specialist
HQ Upkeep Manager
Horticultural Maintenance Officer
Malawi Wauwi
The Fixer
Beverage Distribution Officer
Sanitation Technician
Spick and Span Specialist
